YOU MAY BEGIN

shingekinogf:

when your crush walks by

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unclefather:

i could hear the dolphin noises in my head

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

you don’t realise how much tumblr has changed your view on things until you spend time with friends who don’t have tumblr and they say something and you’re just like

oh

howaboutdisney:

YOU DESERVE AN AWARD AND DO U SEE KHAN WATCH HER AS SHE TURNS INTO A WARRIOR IM SCREAMING

howaboutdisney:

YOU DESERVE AN AWARD AND DO U SEE KHAN WATCH HER AS SHE TURNS INTO A WARRIOR IM SCREAMING

How I feel about my post-graduation plans

whatshouldwecallme:

Freshman year:

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Sophomore year:

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Senior year: 

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captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

approvinqly:

food tastes better when you took it from someone

alltime-fallout:

rlmjob:

unclefather:

I’m scared of heterosexuals. What do they want? 

your kik

haha and then what? ;)

If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

necrosummer:

as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery

nancydrevv:

i thought these things only happened on tumblr

nancydrevv:

i thought these things only happened on tumblr

intertnet:

is there a scholarship for trying

violanthe:

From now on, instead of explaining what asexuality is, I’m just sending people this gif

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